What? There's no pool at the hotel?

I was more than a little disappointed when I found out there was no pool at the hotel I was staying at. What kind of craphole hotel in Florida doesn't have a pool? Apparently, one that has a lazy river. It took two days of floating the lazy river for me to get over the whole pool thing. But I'm over it. Waaaaay over it. Now I don't think i'll be able to stay in hotel without a lazy river.