While biking in Park City this weekend I was attacked by a small lion. Small but ferocious. I had to ditch the bike and run for my life. And as luck would have it, the lion stood guard over my bike. I had to wait three hours before he left.
my how you do attract the "nicest" dogs. did he have to mark his territory too? not sure why you didn't hire this dog for the wedding last year. you could have done a death defying trick of putting your head inside the lion's mouth.
I was running so fast, he didn't have time to pee on me! (my bike was not as lucky.) I like your idea about the wedding. Perhaps another one or two to jump through a ring of fire!
That's a "mountain bike" for riding in the mountains. I will forgive your ignorance as you are more accustomed to beach cruisers and trikes. Also I already noted it was a "small" lion. Geeeez!
how can you tell there is no signs of girl parts located on the bike? if the minivan can have weiners then what do you see on the bike to let you know it is a girl's bike?
While biking in Park City this weekend I was attacked by a small lion. Small but ferocious. I had to ditch the bike and run for my life.
And as luck would have it, the lion stood guard over my bike. I had to wait three hours before he left.
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my how you do attract the "nicest" dogs. did he have to mark his territory too? not sure why you didn't hire this dog for the wedding last year. you could have done a death defying trick of putting your head inside the lion's mouth.
I was running so fast, he didn't have time to pee on me! (my bike was not as lucky.) I like your idea about the wedding. Perhaps another one or two to jump through a ring of fire!
Is that a girl's bike?
In any case, your girl bike is soooo huge compared to that lion.
That's a "mountain bike" for riding in the mountains. I will forgive your ignorance as you are more accustomed to beach cruisers and trikes. Also I already noted it was a "small" lion. Geeeez!
how can you tell there is no signs of girl parts located on the bike? if the minivan can have weiners then what do you see on the bike to let you know it is a girl's bike?
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