How Embarrassing

How embarrassing.  Not only did everyone wear plaid shirts to work today, but they also wore their finger mustaches.

He's Back!

My furry lip buddy is back for a limited engagement.

Bearded Gator

It's like the bearded gator and bison hat were meant to be worn together!

Ski Time

Skiing at Deer Valley is more about looking good than skiing good.  That works out real nicely for me.

A Pair of Dirty Glasses

Matt kept telling me the sunglasses I bought at the gas station were dirty.  I didn't understand what he was talking about until he put them on.  Dirty.  Really dirty.

That's Why I Get Bottles!

Nice.

Snow Globe Bomb Threat

Apparently my mother is not the only one trying to sneak snow globes in her carry on luggage.

Less than 70 Calories per Delicious Serving!

They have the best vending machines in Houston Texas. If you're too impatient to watch the video to see what I'm talking about, here's a spoiler photo...

Prius Envy

Today was a first.  My first cab ride in a hybrid vehicle.  Even more shocking, it was in Texas!

How Do You Keep Your Potato Chips So Fresh?

What I Love About Houston

I've been quite slack in my blog postings as of late. In my defense, I haven't been to Houston in awhile, so I've been short on material. I just got back from Houston. Here's an observation I made...

People in Houston don't like parking in tight spaces. On my walk from my car to the hotel I passed these three parking spots. Each designed (and striped) for 3 cars.

Almost.

Pretty good.

Not even close.

Zebracorns?

Never before have I come across such mystical creatures.

They must only come out during the holidays or something.

New Car

I was on my way to sign the paperwork for my new car when I noticed the car in front of me already had the vanity plate I was going to get!  Needless to say, I didn't buy the new car.

Fish Tale

I hadn't been fishing in so long, I thought I might have forgotten how.  Nope. Looks like I still remember.

Communications Tower or Tree?

Look closely for the nesting eagles.

An Inconvenience

 One fence around the pond in Liberty Park was kind of annoying but two is just down right inconvenient.

Apparently Chevron agrees with me.

Scruffy Looking Nerf Herder

I was going for "scruffy looking nerf herder" (although in this picture it looks more like I was a scruffy looking little Elvis herder) but will accept Han Solo.

Happy Halloween!

Guess who I went as...

How Things Are Up Front

 

On my flight back from Houston I got a glimpse of how the folks up in first class are living.  No biscoff cookies or muffin bottoms up there.  No sir, those folks are thigh deep in full meals and muffin tops!

Center Weighted

It's not easy trying to get your eye exactly centered in a self portrait.  Go ahead, try it.